It's the most wonderful time of the year and Rutgers is ranked better than 106 teams in college football. The Scarlet Knights had their glory last year and everybody loved them, but let's get serious. Brian Leonard was the best full back in football last year and he is now doing Brian Leonard things. Not to take anything away from Ray Rice, but Leonard played a huge role in Rice's 1700 yard year. If Rice continues his ridiculousness in '07 then... ROIDS ROIDS ROIDS. Also, Mike Teel is still quarterbacking for Rutgers and in case you all didn't notice, he is real bad. We can get technical and say Chuck Knoblauch actually has a more accurate arm because he has never thrown an interception.
Taking a look at the victims, the biggest snub goes to Arkansas. Darren McFadden was actually #3 in the polls but then the voters forgot they had to take into account the rest of the Razorbacks and they plummeted to #20. This team is scary talent-wise and on top of that they have a schedule easier than the Buckeyes which upsets Ohio St. from their annual cake eating title. Sure, Mitch Mustain transferred but he also committed to 3 different schools before choosing Arkansas. That leaves Casey Dick behind center with McFadden and his co-1,000 yard rusher Felix Jones in the backfield. If Arkansas fairs well in the SEC they could find themselves ranked ahead of Rutgers at years end.
Ohhhh who better to talk about than the school with the coolest nickname ever... Nebraska! Welcome Sam Keller and thank you for not having a brain Arizona State coaching staff. Who would have ever thought that Sam Keller would have to work hard to fill Zac Taylor's shoes? If you answered no one, then you're correct. Keller is Nebraska's first "real" quarterback since forever and the Huskers seem to have more random running backs pop out of holes than stalks of corn. I am not saying they will have a good year, but I will guarantee they finish ahead of the Scarlet Knights and clearly that is all that is important.
Ummm yeah someone didn't get the memo about Miami (FL) having to be ranked at all times. When the canes finished the year at 6-6 and were ranked #4 I knew something was fishy but no one seemed too upset about it. Ever since Brock Berlin and Kyle Wright took the helms the most precious "U" is a bunch of poo. Yet, every year I am glued to the screen to watch FSU and Miami (FL). Same result. Every year. I am going to predict this year's outcome and you will all be shocked. Florida St. wins 13-10. It has been the same score ever since the teams started playing. Xavier Beitia no longer kicks for the 'Noles and therefore they will be victorious. I'd also like to predict 2 FSU players will be stabbed with buried shanks during the course of play. The "U" recruits from juvenile detention centers across Florida and they are a bunch of fucking soldiers.
Mitch Kozad. Guilty of 2nd degree assault for sticking a 5 inch knife in the starting punter's kicking leg. One of the funniest stories from '06 has come to an end. Let us hope we can be graced with something similar this year. Personally, I am rooting for the Trojan warrior to fall off of his horse while waving his sword around being a flamer and falling onto Pete Carrol so the sword impales his manhood. So as I'm dodging lightning bolts from above I am going to just say this for fun and laughter... Texas over Louisville in a landslide and Mack Brown gets another championship.
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McFad is a bad man.
good stuff sammich.
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